“My Fair Wedding: Unveiled” Recap – Traveling Teacher Bride

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My Fair Wedding: Unveiled
Traveling Teacher Bride

aka: The Episode Where David Takes His Shirt Off
aka: And Says the F-Word A Lot
aka: (But Not at the Same Time)

YOU GUYS.  Remember in my recap of the first episode of this season when I hoped the rest of the season would have less boobs?  Well ….

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

My wish was not granted and I’M TOTALLY OKAY WITH IT.

But let’s back up a little bit.  So, last week you all witnessed a little bit of a breakdown.  I was having a bad week.  My cat has cancer and I’m sleep deprived.  But I’m feeling much better now, thank you for asking.  And this episode was not terrible.  David took his clothes off, which helped.  And I didn’t want to slap this bride.  So either the editing is getting better, or this bride was … dare I say it … a normal, rational human being.

My only massive problem with this bride was this:

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Either I had some really bad timing with my screen grabs this week or this bride blinks A LOOOOOT. So I’m sorry in advance, but pretty much at least 70% of my pictures of the bride look like this.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
(David does his best impression of this week’s bride.)
And, also?  Who is this and why do we care about what she has to say?
"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Okay, let’s back up.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

This is Debbie and Daniel, the Traveling Teacher couple because …. yep, they are both teachers and they love to travel.  They want a travel theme wedding.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

In the words of Tuts …. “Booooooooring.  It’s like going to history class.”

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride


The groom likes the travel theme and says he wants the centerpieces to all be different foods, like chips and salsa or hummus, instead of the bride’s tree branches.  The bride is like, no. She wants something more formal.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

David agrees.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

The groom wants their seating place cards to be attached to beers.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

The groom thinks the beers will be a great conversation starter.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

The room is amused at the thought of this.

Next we see the bride in her dress, and one of her bridesmaids wearing her dress.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

David mentions the bridesmaid looks pregnant because apparently he was RAISED BY WOLVES OR SOMETHING.  The number one rule of women is never ask if they are pregnant.

He rewinds the tape to see what the bridesmaid says.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
“This dress makes me FEEL pregnant.  FEEL, David.”

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
OMG.
You know better than that, Tuts.  Scripted, much?
Moving on.
The groom complains about how Debbie wants all the things of a traditional wedding, which is so, like, boring.  
"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Tutera leaves the planning in the capable hands of the Tuteraettes and boards his private jet.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

 Hey Tutera, do you remember what it was like to be among the 99%?

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
“Ummmmmmmmmm … nope!”
Next David surprises our couple at a restaurant and I didn’t put surprise in quotes this time because I think this couple may have actually been surprised.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

So either the bride missed her calling as an actress, or the editing has gotten a lot better, or they were actually surprised by David’s arrival.  Either way, I give this portion of the show a gold star.  (Teacher reference.  Oh nevermind.)

So David goes on to ask them about their travel themed wedding and wants to find out how adventurous they are …

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

… by feeding them some, um, exotic cuisine.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
“Why did I apply to be on this show again?”

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

David, you’re not allowed to make a face.  This was your idea!

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

David sets the example and tries a tasty silkworm.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
“Can I get a whiskey on the rocks, ASAP?!?” (Actual quote)
So the bride and groom follow suit.
"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

At some point David announced that he doesn’t get paid enough for this, which is SO NOT TRUE.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

They decide to not serve bugs at their wedding.

Then David asks about their wedding style and the bride again says she wants traditional and the groom says he thinks the first dance is forced and awkward.  Then David asks their thoughts on walking down the aisle, and Debbie does her best impression of how she expects her groom to walk out.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
“Awwwwwww yeah, check me out.”

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
Srs? Unacceptable.

Then the bride says her dad passed away so her mom will walk her down the aisle.  David asks if there was anything special she used to do with her dad and she says they would always go to this little diner for their father-daughter time.  I have a feeling this is going to come up again later, y’all!

Next we see David and Debbie and her mom at an airport hanger.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Oh yeah, the theme of this episode is BOOZE.  My new drinking game should be “take a drink every time you see David take a drink” because you’d be SLOSHED by the end of the episode.

So David’s like, your dress is gross, I’m changing it.  But the bride loves it and promises David that she’s going to come out in her dress and “sashay your pants off.”  I’m guessing that’s the champagne talking.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
“Bizzitch, please.”

When David gets mom alone, he asks about the groom.  “He’s a groomzilla.”  HAHA. Mom tells it like it is.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Check your pants, because here comes our bride.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

David, unfazed and still bepants, David calls out three models wearing, of course, David Tutera for Mon Cheri gowns.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

The bride looks at them and says, “Naw, I like my dress, but thanks.”

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

So David pulls the this-is-my-TV-show card and says if she doesn’t try on at least two of the dresses, he’ll walk.  Ooooooooooh snap.

Naturally the bride agrees because otherwise this would be a really short and anticlimactic episode.

Mom likes dress #1.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Dress #2 is just okay.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

The bride changes back and we see her bridesmaids in new dresses.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Then, pretty much completely ignoring the bridesmaids, David tells the bride that her wedding will take place in this airport hanger.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Despite this face, she is really happy about it.

Next we visit something called the Dance Doctor.  Oh man, I feel like this is not going to end well.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

David tells Daniel that they are getting lessons for their first dance.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
Not amused.
"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Daniel is really bad at dancing and David gets all dramatic about it.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Then, as if sensing there is someone in the room being more dramatic than him, Daniel suddenly walks out.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
“Laterz.”

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
Disapproving David disapproves.

 So David’s like, Dude, what’s up?  And Daniel says the dancing just isn’t for him.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

So then David tells Daniel his grand master plan is to surprise the bride with a Flash Mob at their wedding.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
“How ya like me now?”

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Daniel contemplates this and agrees this sounds awesome, and goes back in.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Next, for some reason we see David having drinks with an old friend from his childhood, Sandra Taylor …

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

…. Who just happens to have boobs for days.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
Uh, Sandy?  You may want to return that top, there’s a huge rip in it.

David’s gossiping about his crazy groom because that’s a totally ethical thing for wedding planners to do.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

And, as if right on cue, the groom calls.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
Shocked!

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
SHOCKED!
"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
“I don’t even know what I’m doing here!!!!”

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Daniel complains about something that’s never really made clear, so David tells him where he is and invites him to meet up with him.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

That was quick.

Daniel complains about this dancing thing, and Sandy tells Daniel he has to grow some cojones.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
Cojones … why didn’t I think of that.” <insert inappropriate gay joke here.>

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

 Apparently this was what the groom needed to hear.  Then they all had some drinks and lived happily ever after.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
“Thanks for the advice, nice boobs lady.”

(By the way, you know I looked up Sandy on IMDB.  Some of her work includes being the March 1991 Pet of the Month in Penthouse, and the July 1995 Playboy cover girl.  She was also in that New Years Eve movie; anyone see that?  I thought so.)

It’s wedding day!

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

David is falling over with excitement.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Oh.

David tells the girls he’s dizzy because he’s on a diet and fasting and really hungry.

And now it’s time for a new segment called Mindy Puts on Her Serious Hat for a Second.

David.  Seriously?  Starving yourself?  Not only are you doing serious important work right now and should be in tip-top mental shape for that, but you’re setting the worst possible example for your viewers, who I’m guessing most of which are in the coveted 18-40 age demographic and are susceptible to celebrities who promote crash dieting.  It’s really not funny.  I’m disappointed in you, Tuts.  For reals.

Okay, serious hat is off.

It’s right about this time where David realizes he is doing a wedding at an airport where, you know, lots of super loud airplanes are flying around?

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
“Oh *bleep*”

Then David’s like “WTF are these, I wanted rose bushes.”

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

And, “This fruit cluster is too moundy-poundy, I hate it.”

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Dang, David!  Dropping f-bombs all over the place.  You are cranky when you’re angry.  Eat a Snickers or something.

David puts on his best non-cranky face for the bride and her entourage.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
David shows the bride her new gown and bridesmaids dresses and she seems pleased.
"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Then David leaves the girls to get dolled up.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

We get a glimpse of some of the wedding decor.  This is some kind of Moroccan room, I’m guessing?  Personally I could do without the camel painting. It’s trying too hard.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

David approves of this non all-mango fruit display.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

This table looks Moroccan as well.  Is this a travel themed wedding or a travel-to-one-country-only wedding?

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Alissa, the main Tuteraette, returns from driving all over Southern California to get David his roses.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

And then helps him pick out an outfit.  Do you really need someone to tell you that the purple shirt goes best with the purple tie and purple stripped jacket, David?

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

WHOA WHOA WHOA.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

TRUE CONFESSIONS: I may have rewound this part a few times.

An hour before the wedding, Alissa speaks to air traffic control.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
“Um, so, we’re, like, having a wedding? So do you think you cut down on the planes flying overhead for a bit, maybe?”  Way to give it the hard sell, Alissa!  
Alright, it’s wedding time.  Guests traverse through the foliage to find their seats.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

The dresses are pretty, but I’m not sure how they fit with the theme.  Pan Am stewardess style dresses would have been cute. (I should totally be a wedding planner.)

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
The bride looks great and I love the bouquet, but, oh no!  That hair!  Slightly tragic …

I completely understand the uniqueness of the venue and how it fits into the theme, but this is probably one of the ugliest wedding locations I have ever seen on this show.  What *I* would have done is set up the ceremony in a different hangar so it could be decorated all pretty-like with draping and lighting and such.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

OMG – A PLANE.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

David looks so mad, you guys.

Wait …

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Awwww.  David was faking us with his annoyed face.  (You guys, I admit – I totally fell for it.)

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

The couple loves their airplane banner thingy.

Now it’s time for the reception reveal, which is conveniently located right next to the ceremony spot.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

The bride notices that a section of the reception is styled like a diner and named after her father, and she starts to cry, which is totally acceptable.  I’m so moved, I won’t even make you take a shot (but you still can if you want to).

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
Still not loving the hair.
So, let’s check out all the countries we are visiting at this travel themed reception ….

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride 

Thailand …

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Africa ….

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

Looks like we have Asia and Africa covered.  But really, who likes to travel to Europe or South America, anyway.

The guests are let in and we get a veryquickglimpse of the adorable cupcakes.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

It looks like they have “A+” written on them!  So cute!  Too bad this is the last we see of them.

David expresses concern that the groom may be too drunk to do the first dance.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

David’s concerns are proven to be well founded when we see the groom boop his bride’s nose.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
*BOOP*
"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
GAH!  Dance Doctor out of nowhere!!
"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

But there was nothing to worry about because they danced splendidly!

Then David cues the Flash Mob and a bunch of people rush the dance floor.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

And the bride was like, Who are all these strangers at my wedding?

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

THE END.

Seriously, that’s how the show ended.  A bunch of strangers were hired to crash the wedding and do the Flash Mob, and that’s our big finale.  Is that impressive?  For one, I would have HATED this if it happened at my wedding.  It’s weird and creepy and has nothing to do with traveling or teaching.  How would you feel about it?

I think this episode may be my favorite so far this season after the Burlesque Bride.  The bride wasn’t snobby and the “groomzilla” wasn’t even THAT bad. But I’m still really hating this manufactured drama.  “Okay, you don’t want to do the first dance, but for the episode we’re going to make it look like it’s a REALLY REALLY big deal that you don’t want to do the first dance, or the money dance, or tell your dad you’re already married.”  It’s all so obviously fake that it’s distracting from why people really love this show, which is to see these over-the-top weddings come to life.  And now we are completely missing out on that.

Tell me your thoughts in the comments, after you enjoy this week’s Faces of David.

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride
 EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!!!!

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

"My Fair Wedding: Unveiled" Recap - Traveling Teacher Bride

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