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In my research for this year’s Sexy Disney Halloween Costumes That Have Gone TOO FAR post, I stumbled upon a subsection of Disney costumes I’ve never even considered before now. Yes, Star Wars is a part of the Disney family and Star Wars is everywhere right now, as we all eagerly await Episode 7: The Force Awakens. So you can bet there will be an uptick in Star Wars costumes at all your Halloween parties and events this year. You may even be lucky enough to see one of these absurd and unnecessarily sexy Star Wars Halloween costumes in the wild. Think Wookies can’t possibly be sexy? THINK AGAIN.
Okay, I know Slave Leia is a super skimpy costume to begin with so I can’t snark on this one. But …. c’mon, do you have to be Slave Leia? Leia is such a kickass strong female character, and she has several outfit options. There is the classic white gown and buns (HAIR buns) from A New Hope, the low cut but still modest ceremonial gown from the end of A New Hope, the Hoth snowsuit from Empire, and the camouflage Endor poncho from Jedi (ponchos are SUPER on trend right now). Just humor me and tell me you’ll consider something other than the Slave Leia costume, please?
You know when you want to dress as an angry, heartbroken, planet-exploding murderer but you also still want that cute guy from work to notice you? Go with sexy Darth Vader.
This sexy X-Wing pilot costume is simply impractical. What if your ship gets taken out by a Tie Fighter? First degree burns all over your legs!
When fighting an army of sexy Stormtroopers, aim for the midriff.
The Force is strong with this sexy Yoda costume, it is. A slight draft, she feels. Bikini wax, you must.
Oh, sexy Chewbacca. I reject you completely.
Finally, my favorite (for lack of a better word) of all the inappropriately sexy Star Wars Halloween costumes, I present to you, the sexy Ewok. What’s that sound? Oh, it’s just the very last of my childhood innocence, slipping away …