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Halloween has become the time of year where women have free reign to dress as slutty as they want and get away with it.  As much as my strong feminist side loathes this, I feel I can’t get up on my soapbox regarding this topic because when I was 26 I was a sexy “dark angel,” complete with black fishnets, a velvet blood red skirt, and thick, smokey eyeliner.  I remember I was 26 because it’s the year I met Mr. BFT.  Perhaps I was trying my best to attract him (and maybe it worked). Anyway, it’s not exactly the Halloween costume I’m most proud of (that would be Halloween 2000 when I put together a Misty from Pokemon outfit completely from the thrift shop except for my plush Togepi that I purchased online from Japan for nearly a week’s pay at the time.  Worth it).

So even though I roll my eyes and shake my head at the sexification of Halloween, I just can’t help but laugh at the rediculousness of some of the Halloween costumes that are out there. Some costume companies get mighty creative, especially with the “Disney” knockoff costumes.  One of my friends on Facebook posted a sexy “Disney” costume that really threw me for a loop with it’s attempt to make something TOTALLY unsexy, sexy.  It gave me the idea to put together a round up of just a few of the sexy “Disney” costumes you can choose from this year – from the expected, to the slightly weird, to the completely and utterly redonkulous.

Most of the costumes I found are somewhat typical.  There are your sexy Snow Whites, your sexy Tinkerbells, and even your sexy Minnies MICKEY(???? That’s a little strange!).

Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at
 Of course there is sexy Cinderella:
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Cinderella
And sexy Esmerelda.
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Esmerelda
But then the costumes get a little more absurd.  Sexy Captain Hook, anyone?
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Captain Hook
How about sexy White Rabbit?  
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - White Rabbit
Or a sexy Evil Queen?  (Mirror mirror, on the wall, who looks the silliest of them all?)

Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Evil Queen

 The only reason sexy Nala falls under the slightly ridiculous category instead of the completely crazy category is because I like cats so much.
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Nala

Sexy Cheshire Cat gets a free pass, too.

Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Cheshire Cat
But honestly – some of these costumes are down right CRAZY and totally unnecessary.
Sexy Jack Skellington.  Why wouldn’t you just be Sally?
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Jack Skellington

I get Ariel (although this one is SUPER risque), but does the world need a sexy Ursula?
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Ariel and Ursula
 How about sexy Daisy Duck, complete with creepy mask:
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Daisy Duck
These “monster” costumes are vaguely Mike and Sulley, right? 
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Mike and Sulley
I bet you never thought Winnie the Pooh could be sexified:
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Winnie the Pooh
 Or how about sexy Bambi?  Because it exists:
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Bambi
 And, perhaps, the ultimate in ridiculous sexy Disney costumes, the costume that prompted this post: 
The sexy Nemo.
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Nemo
Have you seen any crazy sexy “Disney” Halloween costumes I didn’t include here?  Tell me about them!
(Photo sources: Party City, Spirit Halloween, Yandy)