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Halloween has become the time of year where women have free reign to dress as slutty as they want and get away with it. As much as my strong feminist side loathes this, I feel I can’t get up on my soapbox regarding this topic because when I was 26 I was a sexy “dark angel,” complete with black fishnets, a velvet blood red skirt, and thick, smokey eyeliner. I remember I was 26 because it’s the year I met Mr. BFT. Perhaps I was trying my best to attract him (and maybe it worked). Anyway, it’s not exactly the Halloween costume I’m most proud of (that would be Halloween 2000 when I put together a Misty from Pokemon outfit completely from the thrift shop except for my plush Togepi that I purchased online from Japan for nearly a week’s pay at the time. Worth it).
So even though I roll my eyes and shake my head at the sexification of Halloween, I just can’t help but laugh at the rediculousness of some of the Halloween costumes that are out there. Some costume companies get mighty creative, especially with the “Disney” knockoff costumes. One of my friends on Facebook posted a sexy “Disney” costume that really threw me for a loop with it’s attempt to make something TOTALLY unsexy, sexy. It gave me the idea to put together a round up of just a few of the sexy “Disney” costumes you can choose from this year – from the expected, to the slightly weird, to the completely and utterly redonkulous.
Most of the costumes I found are somewhat typical. There are your sexy Snow Whites, your sexy Tinkerbells, and even your sexy
Minnies MICKEY(???? That’s a little strange!).
Sexy Cheshire Cat gets a free pass, too.