BREAKING NEWS: Han Solo has still got it. New characters posters for “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” have been released. Take a look:
This may be the first and only time I’m okay with airbrushing.
And let’s talk about the beautiful Daisy Ridley (“Rey”) for just a moment. Jakku must have a great eyebrow person.
I can’t really tell what emotion John Boyega (“Finn”) is trying to convey here. It looks like he’s trying to be tough but he’s also a little uncertain of his powers as a Jedi.
I would be scared too, though, if I were up against this dude. His lightsaber has sparks. SPARKS!
And it looks as though Princess Leia has taken up a new position as head Crime Scene Investigator, proving that a princess can be anything she wants to be, if she works hard enough at it.
And if you put them all together …. BOOM
Very clever, Disney. Very clever.
“Star Wars: The Force Awakens” opens in theaters December 18. But you already knew that.