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Sexy Disney Halloween Costumes That Have Gone TOO FAR.

October 23, 2012 By Mindy 32 Comments

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Halloween has become the time of year where women have free reign to dress as slutty as they want and get away with it.  As much as my strong feminist side loathes this, I feel I can’t get up on my soapbox regarding this topic because when I was 26 I was a sexy “dark angel,” complete with black fishnets, a velvet blood red skirt, and thick, smokey eyeliner.  I remember I was 26 because it’s the year I met Mr. BFT.  Perhaps I was trying my best to attract him (and maybe it worked). Anyway, it’s not exactly the Halloween costume I’m most proud of (that would be Halloween 2000 when I put together a Misty from Pokemon outfit completely from the thrift shop except for my plush Togepi that I purchased online from Japan for nearly a week’s pay at the time.  Worth it).

So even though I roll my eyes and shake my head at the sexification of Halloween, I just can’t help but laugh at the rediculousness of some of the Halloween costumes that are out there. Some costume companies get mighty creative, especially with the “Disney” knockoff costumes.  One of my friends on Facebook posted a sexy “Disney” costume that really threw me for a loop with it’s attempt to make something TOTALLY unsexy, sexy.  It gave me the idea to put together a round up of just a few of the sexy “Disney” costumes you can choose from this year – from the expected, to the slightly weird, to the completely and utterly redonkulous.

Most of the costumes I found are somewhat typical.  There are your sexy Snow Whites, your sexy Tinkerbells, and even your sexy Minnies MICKEY(???? That’s a little strange!).

Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at
 Of course there is sexy Cinderella:
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Cinderella
And sexy Esmerelda.
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Esmerelda
But then the costumes get a little more absurd.  Sexy Captain Hook, anyone?
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Captain Hook
How about sexy White Rabbit?  
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - White Rabbit
Or a sexy Evil Queen?  (Mirror mirror, on the wall, who looks the silliest of them all?)

Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Evil Queen

 The only reason sexy Nala falls under the slightly ridiculous category instead of the completely crazy category is because I like cats so much.
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Nala

Sexy Cheshire Cat gets a free pass, too.

Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Cheshire Cat
But honestly – some of these costumes are down right CRAZY and totally unnecessary.
Sexy Jack Skellington.  Why wouldn’t you just be Sally?
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Jack Skellington

I get Ariel (although this one is SUPER risque), but does the world need a sexy Ursula?
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Ariel and Ursula
 How about sexy Daisy Duck, complete with creepy mask:
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Daisy Duck
These “monster” costumes are vaguely Mike and Sulley, right? 
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Mike and Sulley
I bet you never thought Winnie the Pooh could be sexified:
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Winnie the Pooh
 Or how about sexy Bambi?  Because it exists:
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Bambi
 And, perhaps, the ultimate in ridiculous sexy Disney costumes, the costume that prompted this post: 
The sexy Nemo.
Sexy Disney Halloween costumes to roll your eyes at - Nemo
Lastly, I tried in vain to find a sexy Mulan costume, but this is the best I could come up with: 
Chinese Take Out Halloween Costume
Have you seen any crazy sexy “Disney” Halloween costumes I didn’t include here?  Tell me about them!
(Photo sources: Party City, Spirit Halloween, Yandy)

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  1. garfpooky says

    October 23, 2012 at 6:35 am

    HAHAHAHA this was an awesome post, Mindy!! I LOL’d so much! Great finds! That Daisy mask is super creepy. “Mike” and “Sully” aren’t even sexy, they’re just BIZARRE. The Ursula dress is kind of cute, but sexy and Ursula just do NOT go together. Definitely sexy Nemo FTW though.

    Oh man, that last costume is super offensive!

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    • Mindy says

      October 23, 2012 at 6:43 am

      I know, I went back and forth about even posting it. But I think it’s so funny (sad?) that THAT was the result when I searched “Chinese costume.”

      Reply
  2. Jeanette says

    October 23, 2012 at 6:43 am

    Don’t forget about Sexy Alice and Sexy Peter Pan!

    Found your sexy mulan. I’m having issues with my phone right now so I can’t copy and paste the link, but if you go to (or dare to go to…) 3wishes.com you can find it by searching China Doll.

    Reply
    • Mindy says

      October 23, 2012 at 6:47 am

      Oh gosh … I’m slightly frightened to look.

      Reply
  3. Ari says

    October 23, 2012 at 6:48 am

    Ok so I can’t say anything bad, 2 years ago I was a sexy Minnie, but I didn’t buy a pre made costume, I put it together myself modeled after the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse outfit, pink with white polka dots, And it was at a friend’s Halloween party where every girl and I mean EVERY GIRL was dressed as a sexy something. But some of these are crazy, the animal ones are just creepy.

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    • Mindy says

      October 25, 2012 at 2:01 am

      Haha, I agree … animals just shouldn’t be sexy.

      Reply
  4. Rebecca Schultz says

    October 23, 2012 at 8:00 am

    I bought my friend the sexy Nemo costume in college a few years ago and it was actually really cute (Nemo is her fav).

    hahahahahahaha the Mike W costume is redic! Why would you put the eyeballs akwardly on the clevage? And whats with the ugly purple fur? Not very Sully.

    I also think the sexy Minnies arent too terrible…although I hate the one you have pictured. Tinkerbelle is a gimmie, especially when she is a very sexified character to begin with. I thought about being Poo and thought the costume and hoodie was cute. But I’m not a “sexy Disney” fan really.

    I really am not a fan of the sexified halloween costumes, expecially the princesses! Man they look terrrible. I seriosuly can’t stand sexy princesses haha. The worst is the corsette and tutty look! One of my friend wore a yellow corsette and tuttu and claimed to be Belle! Urg.

    I like original costumes personally. I did fall into the “sexy costume” trap in college…just never Disney. That is a little sacred and childlike to me to actually wear any of it.

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    • Mindy says

      October 25, 2012 at 2:02 am

      Oooh no Becca, you’re the reason why they keep making sexy Nemo costumes, hahahaahahah!

      Reply
  5. melissa says

    October 23, 2012 at 8:41 am

    Omg omg can i buy just the fortune cookie hat?!

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    • Mindy says

      October 25, 2012 at 2:02 am

      :-/

      Reply
  6. Juli inPA says

    October 23, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Wow. Just wow. I fear for what my 8 year old is going to want to leave the house in as she gets older. As for this year, I made her an awesome Kevin the Snipe costume.

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    • Mindy says

      October 25, 2012 at 2:02 am

      “No slutty costumes until you’re at least 30!”

      Reply
  7. Laura says

    October 23, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    Wow. Just wow. Some of these are crazy!!! But this was certainly an entertaining post! I’m just gonna go as a bumble bee this year…my trusted old steady.

    Reply
    • Mindy says

      October 25, 2012 at 2:03 am

      But is it a sexy bumble bee? 😮

      Reply
  8. Mindy says

    October 23, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    Hey everyone, I went back and checked and turns out that’s Sexy MICKEY, not Minnie – hence the shorts. But I was confused because he/she has BOWS?!?!?! This holiday is WEIRD.

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  9. Kelcie Grace says

    October 23, 2012 at 3:31 pm

    HAHAHA! Oh my! The Monster’s Ink Costumes are the worst! Here’s a Mulan Costume I just found on ebay: http://tinyurl.com/8phwoml

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    • Mindy says

      October 25, 2012 at 2:03 am

      Wellllllll, I know it has Mulan in the title, but it’s really just a kimono, haha

      Reply
  10. kkb210 says

    October 23, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    I think it’s feminist to embrace and celebrate your sexuality. I can’t even say that it’s anti-feminist to do that for a man because that’s part – a really fun part – of human nature. No woman need ever apologize or make excuses for having fun dressing sexy.

    That being said, these costumes are totally hilarious, and I’m not quite sure why Captain Hook left home without his pants?

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    • Hope at Disneyland says

      October 23, 2012 at 10:39 pm

      I agree with you and will add, maybe Capt. Hook forgot his pants because he couldn’t put them on with his hook? 😉

      Reply
    • Mindy says

      October 25, 2012 at 2:05 am

      That’s the CRAZY thing about feminism, is the interpretation can be so different from one person to the next. To me feminism is standing up for male/female equality, and to others it’s embracing your feminine side. IDK. Interesting!!!! And haha, pantsless Hook! That’s a good theory, Hope!

      Reply
    • 1234Disney says

      April 6, 2017 at 11:41 am

      I was hoping someone would say this!! 🙂
      To me feminism is embracing whatever a female chooses to do and no one should judge her based on her gender.

      Reply
  11. Marie says

    October 23, 2012 at 10:27 pm

    OK seriously I’m going to have nightmares about that Winnie the Pooh costume. W. T. F.

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    • Mindy says

      October 25, 2012 at 2:05 am

      I know, it’s scary, right?

      Reply
  12. Hope at Disneyland says

    October 23, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    I actually like the Ursula costume. I think it’s really cute. Why can’t she be sexy? She’s already in a strapless black dress, why not shorten it?

    It’s funny because although some are more far fetched than others, at least one of the costumes is more on par with the character than some of the actual Disney licensed costumes. Years ago, my husband (back when he was my “boyfriend”) and I were Peter Pan and Tink. We bought the “Disney” costumes, but his Peter Pan looked more like Robin Hood and my Tink was a lime green leotard with a green tutu. Last I checked, she’s wearing a short green strapless dress, right? lol Also, Esmeralda looked that scantilly clad in the movie too so I don’t think they sexified this one that much. haha

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    • Mindy says

      October 25, 2012 at 2:06 am

      That’s so weird! Why would the official Disney costumes look nothing like the actual characters? haha

      Reply
  13. Amanda Atilano says

    October 24, 2012 at 12:37 am

    Haha! That Winnie the Pooh one is hilarious! The only one that I think is plausible is the Esmeralda one. Don’t you kind of think that all “sexy” Halloween costumes kind of have the same shape? Like the colors are changed but its basically the same costume each time

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    • Mindy says

      October 25, 2012 at 2:06 am

      good point Amanda, haha

      Reply
  14. Victoria says

    October 24, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    These are too funny, Mindy! I’m so glad you shared this — definitely made my morning! 🙂

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    • Mindy says

      October 25, 2012 at 2:06 am

      I’m so happy to “hear” that, Victoria!

      Reply
  15. Anonymous says

    October 24, 2012 at 10:59 pm

    I understand with about half of these but a lot of these are completely fine to me. What’s so bad about the winnie the pooh one? A lot of these aren’t too revealing.

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    • Rebecca Schultz says

      October 25, 2012 at 1:48 am

      I didnt think Pooh was bad either and some of these are quite cute. Its not that the costumes are slutty or terrible, its just the idea of sexing up Disney characters that I think is what is being taken a little too far.

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    • Mindy says

      October 25, 2012 at 2:07 am

      Hi Anonymous (if that is your real name ….) This post is totally tongue-in-cheek. None of these costumes are awful or offensive, just maybe a little … unsettling. Haha. I mean, sexy Bambi, really?

      Reply

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